Theres a rumour going round

My next boss is a reet cunt ; )

H is for 'have a bet'

I've put a fiver on H to win BB at will hill

Big Bother

One day i'll get a bus down to london town seek out the bb studio on the first night, grab the mike off davina and shout.

Your all wankers,
your all wankers,
why do you bother

wankers .....

then walk off

Still gonna watch it this year though

Ooops nearly forgot!

Its wierd how you can just forget things that happen .....


anyhooo the next furtellis video for the forthcoming single is filmed in manchester, how do i know ?


They had camaramen in our offices filming on the rooftop opposite, i expect i'll be out next year, but you heard the shite video alert here first!

When days were long and nights were short

The internet used to be a fantastically useless place unless you were an advocate of either

a) Swedish research labs
b) Spatula city
c) The democratisation of porn

Then we got all serious, and got proper news website, blogs, youtube and all this web 2.0 bollocks.

Somewhere along the line i think we forgot what the web was truely for

gimmicky bollocks to waste time.

Now go elf yerself my cyber tribe.

elf yerself

I now have just four more hours of work this year!

Pillows of mass distraction

Really surprised that www.silentbazz.co.uk hasn't picked up on this first (the fact hes a grown up might have something to do with it), hes probably less interested in seeing students cavort round in their sleepwear as well


Videos of these fights in other cities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F516QAn2JNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHvHBmPP80

Full details here
http://www.myspace.com/manchesterpillowfight


Ah and the reasons for not blogging lately, the extra time at work, and the fact i can't do my blog from work has meant i can't post as much as i'd like to these days. Still i'm off from wednesday

Got a letter from the british gas today

Opened it up, and it said i was a sucker.