Wow sounds sooooo tempting

Get a fucking grip sage!

Hi Matthew,

I am about to publish the following advert and felt that you might be interested, or at least know someone who is:

FTSE 100 software development house are currently looking for a Delphi developer to join their expanding team. You must have at least 3 years Delphi experience along with solid exposure to a SQL RDBMS (preferably SQL Server). Working within the UK's leading software development company you will be exposed to lead edge Greenfield development whilst having the opportunity to gain some exposure the latest Microsoft language that is superseding Delphi.....C#.

If you have the relevant experience and want career progression within the UK's leading software development organisation then apply today for immediate interview.

Based in Northwest Manchester with a Salary up to £30,000

If you are interested, then please get in touch by reply with an updated CV. Alternatively, if you have any friends or family that may be interested, then please forward the details onto them, as it really is an excellent opportunity!

Oh i laughed, and then a little tear came out, then i pee'd but thats a different story, Leading edge? my arse is more leading edge and the last i checked that was semi spherical.